This video freaks the life out of me for two reasons. Madonna, who is 49, looks younger than I am. She’s 27 years older than me for goodness sakes! The second is the weird kissing scene, seriously why would you want to show people kissing with no skin?

Plus I hate the song, really hate it. But I listen to it all the time because it’s bloody catchy. I blame this on Timbaland. I’ve become obsessed with him recently.